Confessions of House-Spouse #74

Cleaning out the vacuum brush is equal parts disgusting and satisfying.

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

  • mom where’s my towel
  • mom what do we eat for dinner
  • mom what time is it
  • mom where’s my phone
  • mom when do you come back
  • mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

  • dad where’s mom

(Reblogged from asheathes)

hubedihubbe:

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“Gronckles are bad enough…”

(Reblogged from hubedihubbe)

lettingdownhair:

This is the best one I’ve seen yet!  So well put together! How I wish it was canon…

I don’t know how “The Big Four” became a thing, or when it became a thing, but I keep noticing it around so I’m going to start reblogging some interesting stuff. ^^;

(Reblogged from clockworkangel21)

Noah (2014)

Interesting cast:

Russell Crowe as Noah, Anthony Hopkins as Methuselah, Jennifer Connelly, Logan Lerman, Emma Watson…

The director, Darren Aronofsky, also did “Requiem for a Dream” and “Black Swan.”

The plot apparently involves “a race of giant six-armed angels” which makes it pretty different than the serious religious-drama type movie I was expecting.

Looking forward to seeing it next year…

(Source: imdb.com)

gingerhaze:

An assignment for Advanced Digital! We were supposed to make a gif portrait of a historical figure. I chose Julie d’Aubigny, 17th century swordsmaster and opera singer, responsible for the deaths of at least ten men in duels, and openly bisexual. After her lover was placed into a convent by the girl’s parents, d’Aubigny took the vows to enter the convent as a novice, then rescued her lover and set the convent on fire to cover their escape. Dang. 

(Reblogged from gingerhaze)

that-horny-mofo:

cutekings:

today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but

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THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH

what the heck…

never noticed this before but it’s so true, and it’s not just this picture

(Source: gothpup)

(Reblogged from gingerhaze)

HOUSE-SPOUSE

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

(Reblogged from mrscalypsojackson)

Cute Pokemon-themed series of comic strips by Maré Odomo. (click through for source)

(Source: mareodomo.com)

Let’s go get our macar on, sis!
Jenn