Blueberries

"him and his portmanteau words"

Mike: You know, instead of calling him your cousin’s husband, you could call him your “cusband."

I think I shall launder them.

Mike came to Seattle with one black sock.

But it was okay because his rental tux came with socks.

Today we did laundry and when we were folding and pairing up the socks there were three black socks.

None of them matched.

gingerhaze:

So this came out weird, I wanted to make a Real Art Thing but clearly that isn’t happening tonight, so here is a sketchy Shadow and Flame - remember them? They’re not really a priority yet, but I have to draw them sometimes just so I can make sure I don’t forget them.
People want to know if they are ~*~Romantic~*~ and I really don’t know. I want to say no because I am the worst at writing romantic things. I think they would be bad at romance because Flame’s whole thing is seduction, that’s his best weapon, but he uses it for very nefarious purposes and so I think especially as they get older Shadow would view any attempt of his to use his charm on her as something hostile.
They are probably very confused about it in general though.

gingerhaze:

So this came out weird, I wanted to make a Real Art Thing but clearly that isn’t happening tonight, so here is a sketchy Shadow and Flame - remember them? They’re not really a priority yet, but I have to draw them sometimes just so I can make sure I don’t forget them.

People want to know if they are ~*~Romantic~*~ and I really don’t know. I want to say no because I am the worst at writing romantic things. I think they would be bad at romance because Flame’s whole thing is seduction, that’s his best weapon, but he uses it for very nefarious purposes and so I think especially as they get older Shadow would view any attempt of his to use his charm on her as something hostile.

They are probably very confused about it in general though.

Swan Ride

Swan Ride

There is no need to sharpen my pencils anymore. My pencils are sharp enough. Even the dull ones will make a mark.

There is no need to sharpen my pencils anymore. My pencils are sharp enough. Even the dull ones will make a mark.

hartandkinsella:

1.03 Gumbo & Glory | “Notice how whenever I come around, there’s always sparks?” -Wade

hartandkinsella:

1.03 Gumbo & Glory | “Notice how whenever I come around, there’s always sparks?” -Wade

In payment for making our wedding bed...

Mike: sara is the one that likes root beer barrels, right?

me: yes

Mike: lol

i just found a bag of them

me: i don't know if she still eats them though

uhhhh

sketch

Mike: i'm going to leave them on our bed

me: LOLOLOLOL

Female Bonding

tawny: dress etc all fits?

me: yup

and i bought a pushup bra

tawny: i loveee pushup bras

me: oh you know what

when i was buying it the lady also sized me

and she said my right boob was bigger than my left boob

and i was trying to remember which boob was your lesbian boob

tawny: i know you had my left bc my left is bigger

me: which means i probably sat on your left which means you'd be on my right which is weird cuz my right is also bigger

weeeeeeeeeird

me: hehehe they bonded and grew togeether